Humor

“As someone who was both funny and authentic.”

“Hi-Ho, everybody!”

“I found it too hard trying to be funny to no one … believe me, you certainly get no reaction from a camera.”

“Student films come in three sizes: too long, much too long and very much too long.”

“Everybody loved him. Great guy. Upbeat. Laughing. A big laugh.”

“Nobody remembers your unfunniest moments like you do. They remember your funniest moments.”

“The most important thing is honesty. And jokes. Many jokes.”

“I’m bloody great.”

“Just because you are cheeky, doesn’t mean you are not serious.”

“You’re only given one little spark of madness.”

“Marcel Duchamp has done everything except video. He made a large door to enter and a tiny door to exit.”

“芸人は職業じゃない。生き方です。生き方なんだから、引退なんてとんでもない。私は死ぬまで芸人です。”

“The one thing the science metaphor doesn't include and can't include is luck. Comedy is inexplicable.”

“In a proper free society, you should be allowed to make jokes about absolutely anything.”

“レディース アンド ジェントルマン アンド お父つさん アンド お母かさん、お今晩は、トニー・谷ざんす”

“チンポコを出して歩け”

“相声逗乐，不乐算什么呢？”

“笑はせる腕になるまで泣く修業”