You know, you keep on innovating, you keep on making better stuff. And if you always want the latest and greatest, then you have to buy a new iPod at least once a year.

(A speaking cardboard figure of Jay waving a book) Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book!

African countries, as colonies and even today as neo-colonies, came to be defined and to define themselves in terms of the languages of Europe: English-speaking, French-speaking or Portuguese-speaking African countries.

I knew, as I had always known, that the only way you can head people off from using who you are against you is to be honest and open first, to talk about yourself before they talk about you. It wasn’t even courage. Speaking up was a protective mechanism for myself.

Listen, if you're from Arizona I'm not making fun of your home. I'm making fun of you for gathering there and building a community in an oven. Smooth move.

Students, when you want to say something, think about it three times before you say it. Speak only if your words will benefit yourselves and others. Do not speak if it brings no benefit.

I do love singing covers. Funny thing is, I have always preferred singing other people’s songs and making them my own. That’s why this show is perfect for me.

Angels, living light most glorious!
Beneath the Godhead in burning desire
in the darkness and mystery of creation
you look on the eye of your God
never taking your fill:
What glorious pleasures take shape within you!

To be effective, judicial administration must not be leaden-footed.

Ingrid Nilson - Raspberry Torte

We cannot use Western models of protocols for research and development. We should guard against being bogged down with clinical trials. [http://www.mg.co.za/articlePage.aspx?articleid=333154&area=/breaking_news/breaking_news__national/]

If a Khurasani, Greek or Arab comes here,
he will not face any problems,
for the people will treat him kindly, as their own,
making him feel happy and at ease.
And if they jest with him,
they do so with blooming smiles.

As far as tourists are concerned they have various destinations they can choose for their holiday. No tourist will come to a country where violence is taking place.

Having to read a footnote resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love.

Let no man thinke (speaking of the Indians,) that they are men of nothing; but if they thinke so, let them go and make triall.

The thieves may be able to follow the design plans and produce a loom. But we are modifying and improving our looms every day. They do not have the expertise gained from the failures it took to produce the original. We need not be concerned. We need only continue as always, making our improvements.