You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Baloney!

If you can see the handwriting on the wall … you're on the toilet.

Morris: I'll never speak to you again until the day I die!
Gary: Well, we can have a nice little chat then, can't we?

If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket.

A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Girls are strategic. They will talk about love and romance and all that crap but when it comes to doing the deal they will choose the fattest chicken.

What? You thought I was a what? You...You...You daughter of a pig!

Shug Fisher — Old Man Harris

[https://cartoonmovement.com/cartoonist/407 On Cartoon Movement]

To this and other disasters, Romanians reacted (and still react) with glum jokes: Bucharest became Ceaushwitz, Ceaushima, Paranopolis; the dynasty that ruled them represented socialism in one family. But gallows themselves were less evident than gallows humor.

I didn't ask to be secretary of balloon doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!

Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.

Bitch, I ain't no fucking G, I'm a cannibal!
I ain't trying to shoot you, I'm trying to chop you into pieces and eat you!

There you are, you bad kitty!

Love. Hygiene. That's the important thing. Hygiene. The toughest thing in the world: [you] have to turn to your mate one night and say: "You gotta wash your ass!" Shit. Knowing how difficult it is, I said it for you : You Gotta Wash Your Ass.

[Lil Rel Howery: The Tunes win! The Tunes win!] [Ernie Johnson Jr.: Unbelievable! Al-G just got turned into a literal poster.] This is not how I wanted to go out!