Holmes for the Holiday.

As far as tourists are concerned they have various destinations they can choose for their holiday. No tourist will come to a country where violence is taking place.

I think we need some new Christmas carols with a more modern approach. Of course, I wouldn't abandon the religious theme completely. How about "Holy Christ, the Christmas Tree's on Fire"? Or "Jesus, Can You Believe It's Christmas Again?" This ought to get the ball rolling; I'm hoping you people will take it from here.