Hey Ballmer, suck my yellow balls

Brief and powerless is Man's life; on him and all his race the slow, sure doom falls pitiless and dark.

Companies think that they are modern because they have painted their walls in a bright colour or they allow people to bring their dogs to work. This is silly and millennial-washing. The idea is to bring in the mature generation and get them to mentor the co-work with the younger generation from a distance.

There are two-way words, like, it's okay for Curt Gowdy to say, "Roberto Clemente has two balls on him!" But he can't say, "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony, don't you?"

When the rain falls, it won't fall on one man's housetop.

But look — he flicks his hand to the back of his neck. For such gesture one falls hopelessly in love for a lifetime.